TV series: The Office (The Office)

- It's rum. It's not about boredom. I am a pirate.

- Life is short - go fast.
Let the corpse be sexy - that's my motto.
- Interesting to hear the rest.

- Perfect comparison. But your friends were bitten by a mad spider masturbator.

Yes..

When you meet someone special you just know it. A real relationship can't push, they go straight without tension.

We're not on the Playground, we have new rules, we've been growing up, but we can't lose the spirit of childlike wonder. We want to know what love is. Perhaps it is a call to violate all these principles. Life is short. When two people find each other, no rules should stand in their way.

- We have, Schrute, there is a tradition to be married, standing on the graves of their ancestors, it's very romantic...
- People in the world became too much, we again needed the plague...

It would be nice if there was a way to know if you're living in the good old days before they will end.

I found a needle in a haystack!
Congratulations. Know what you won?
What?
- Nothing! A life lesson! Not every case is worth the effort to apply.

- Oscar, I think I'm gay.
What makes you think that?
- I'm just so touched.
- Yes, but that doesn't mean you're gay, it's not.

Imagine going back and watching a movie about his life. Watch how you change, make mistakes, and grow. Look how in love, how become a husband and father. Here's what you gave me, and it's an amazing gift.

Every day coming to work, I wanted to leave. What the fuck is it so hard to leave?

No matter how and where a person misses, he has the wonderful gift of everywhere and always feel at home.

If we were in Russia, is another matter. All would go to one Santa, have lined up a long queue. Sit on his lap, he asks: "What do you want?" You ask, for example, freedom. Then you have the KGB and sends you to Siberia. Good that Russia no longer exists.