TV series: The Office (The Office). Page 2

- What is "two-way petting zoo"?
- Pat them, they stroke your.

Jim is my enemy. But as it turned out, Jim is his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim - in fact my friend. But because he's his own worst enemy, and the enemy of my friend is my enemy, it turns out that Jim is my enemy. But...

More than the mafia, I only hate liars. I wish the mafia killed all liars.

Words back in your mouth don't shove!

Parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. The point is to move from point a to point B as creatively as possible. So technically they are doing parkour. Where point a is delusion and point B is the hospital.

Plan a party, Angela. Oh, and by the way, it will see the whole world. Oh, and yours for only $ 65. Oh, and here's 4 idiots that do nothing but weigh. Oh, and your cat is still dead.

Criminals are like raccoons: we should let them try cat food they'll be back for the whole cat.

You know, I have and without it a lot of girlfriends: my mother, my mother pam, my aunt... even though she sent me to ignore in Skype.

To worry about the age of the woman is necessary only in the case if she is too young for you.

Michael is like a movie on the plane: not very good, but you need something to watch.

- I think it's time to bury the hatchet.
Only good axe will spend.

Don't give paperclips to a baby, and then swallow.
- Nothing, I have plenty.

I was fighting two men... mainly because someone to hold the camera.

- Did you see who did it?
- There is good and bad news together: I was able to so quickly get to the scene because he was in the car that hit her.