TV series: The Office (The Office). Page 3

In order to use in women of success, you need to show that you are a success.

I can't be around sad people. They make me miserable.
- I have the same thing with excited.

There's nothing wrong with being a gentleman. As my mother used to say: "Talk classy, act nasty."

- We are gathered here because something's wrong with society...
- You always say that society can't be good, but maybe something's wrong with you?
- If so, it is to blame society.

To tame not just the rebellious toaster.

- What was the most inspiring thing I told you?
- "Don't be an idiot", it changed my life. Before something to make, I think, "would this idiot?" If so, I do not.

I talk a lot. So I learned not to listen to yourself.

When God needed help on earth, who did he hire? His son, Jesus Christ.
- There will not argue.
Thank you.
But you compare yourself and Luke to God and Jesus.
- No, I mean, why does God get to do something, but I can't.

We are spoiled because we don't appreciate the things that we have.

- Kevin, you let the comments of a sexual nature against Angela's, and it is unnerving. Output: Angela, let go the same remarks about Kevin, let povolnuetsya.
I don't mind.

- What kind of girl do you like?
Mother players, single mothers or just mothers.
To stay away from my mom!
Later, KEF.

- I am against violence at work.
- I also.
No one asked you.
- It does not matter.