TV show: Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words. Page 2

If I had a ruble for every time I give money to a homeless person, I would still not filed.

On the other hand, I can't deny the beauty around us. Nature can be incredibly beautiful, especially when it is symmetric - in such moments is born a kind of poetry, you know? For example, when the hermaphrodite plays klawiter, or when amerski small boy tries to blow out light bulbs on a birthday cake, or... Or when the girl is illiterate, saying, "Mom, went on rowing," is buried alive. Balance...

I am a realist, people. I don't like to embellish reality for the sake of romance. For example, when life gives you lemons - most likely you just found lemons.

My ex had this really weird fetish she liked to dress up as usual and all the time acting like a total bitch.

Put your phone on vibrate and vibrators in phone mode.

- When I shout "Hey" you say "Ho!" Hey!
Ho!
- Hey!
Ho!
So once Hitler came to power.

Friends, I'm not going to blame Disney, in any case. His work is filled with important lessons for children. Stories about princesses teach little girls the very important things. Take Cinderella: no matter where you're from and whether you have the money - the main thing to be Smoking hot. "Snow white"! This story teaches children... to give names to the dwarfs. "Sleeping beauty" inspires these young guys to rape girls out... Well, maybe a bad example...

The humor is very often linked to shared experience. For example, when you start: "have You noticed that in the toilets hand dryers always broken?" - Oh, my God, I noticed! Ha ha ha! Straight to the point, let... fix. Thank God someone thinks the same as me. Wife went to another, and now at home I go as myself. Thank God, you can think about the dryer, and forget about that whore.

Yes, I know you're all thinking now: "Bo, do you feel any taboo issues, some taboo? There are things the greatness which does not allow you to joke about them?" And, frankly, for me, taboo is white. We have had enough.

We ask the questions that others are afraid to ask. For example: where parents gummy bears?

What is the art? What is it? Maybe art is what gays are trying to please their fathers? Possible.

Laughter is the best medicine. After, of course, present medicine.