Quotes from a television show. Page 299



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Our swimmers saw our wrestlers set a new world record, fifty-meter pools, a 50 m 43 cm
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Yesterday, four members of the team Ossetia Sambo came into the restaurant, ate and left. The old-timers say they do not remember such a cultural behavior with a 58-year.
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- Who made your red Lamborghini on the entrance, there is a crush not to go, not to leave. I ask, whose red Lamborghini on the entrance!
- Why are you shouting? It's yours.
- I know, but maybe someone didn't know?
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Thanks to KVN I can from the stage to say anything! To tangokinesis! Imagine just declared war on the Martians! Let's quickly ask the question, and that is a start!
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Thanks to KVN I learned to pun, thanks for the rostrum, caterbow and Pettibone!
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Broadcast "Duty of" in the course of a RAID conducted by our operatives, have been detained students! What's your name?
- Snezhana!
- With what purpose did you come to Moscow?
- I came here to work as a prostitute, but by accident went to College and now I'm a student.
- Parents know what you do?
- No, they think I'm a prostitute! I failed them!!!
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Sensation, for the first time on stage, President of Georgia Mikhail Saakashvili!
- I'm not coming out from behind the screen, while Putin does not withdraw its troops from Georgia!
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Thanks to the WHC started recognizing me on the streets, still on the same, in the same house and only mom!
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Thank you KVN teaching me Russian!
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Zaur: Team Pyramid believes that a good interview should be, at least, sensational. So please welcome, our guest is David - the ugliest girl in North Ossetia. Hello, Snezana. Tell me, have you tried to change your appearance? David Tried, tried, then tried again, then tried once even tried, so. . .
Z: Jack, you know this phrase: "Beauty will save the world." . .
D: Who said that?
S: Dostoevsky.
D: I'll kill him!
Z: He was already dead.
D: You Coward!
Z: Snezhana, but you can question about his personal life?
D: I Want to Dostoevsky?
Z: Then another question. Do you have any enemies?
D: Yes.
Z: Who?
D: Mirror.
Z: the Car drive?
D: No.
Z: Why?
D: Mirror.
Z: what is your favorite program?
D: Distorting mirror!
Z: Well there is another famous phrase - "there are No ugly women, there is not enough vodka". That is, if a man will drink a lot, then you will surely enjoy.
D: you See, in my case it is a very thin line between the way I begin to like, and intoxication.
Z: Jack, you have some secrets of female beauty?
D: Here (pulls out from behind a pigtail)
W: how nice!
D: You like?
Z: Yes.
D: Ahh! (Pulls hair and gives it Sangju) are Presented. I got one too (pulls out from behind the second)
W: Jack, what do you think, do you have cons?
D: Besides osvitnih?
Z: Besides the obvious..=
D: Yes. I'm very fickle.
Z: Well, Snezhana. . .
D: I'm Angela!
Z: But you so fit the name Snezhana. . .
E: don't try to seduce me.
Z: and I'm not trying.
D: Too Late!
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Ad. Vladikavkaz youth library requires a bartender.
1 Season Release Date: 19.05.2006
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Behind the us, so as not to arouse suspicion, began its decline and Ossetian dollar.
1 Season Release Date: 19.05.2013
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Vladikavkaz first gay club opened in Australia yesterday from a sin far away.
1 Season Release Date: 19.05.2006
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The restaurant "Avkash" requires sober mounter neon letters.
1 Season Release Date: 19.05.2006
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For publicity. Vladikavkaz military continues autumn conscription in 1999. Quote: "Last warning. Who did not come, the woman. Now finally".
1 Season Release Date: 19.05.2006
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