New Quotes ( page 29831)



- So, let's see what we have on the border is done. Look at this, doing: thieves on the river Bank you sit and drink beer with crayfish.
- Do not believe them pendalf, that they have a muzzle like that.
№ 16883   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
- I was tormented by one question. You're there ask the teachers, however, that in the English language is not mate?
- Of course not, where did he come from.
- And how then to translate "motherfucker"? That's not to Mat what?
- Of course not. There's even drunken sailors as at social events talking.
- How, then, translates the word "fuck"?
- "Oh my God".
№ 16882   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
[After Pepin hacked porn site]
- I'm not interested, but that's been there?
- There is first the woman was without clothes, and with her three uncles.
- And what did they do? Speak!
Yeah they foreign told, I did not understand, only "Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh..."
Is you the are seized.
№ 16881   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
Ask: "Where are you studying?" I say "At University". I immediately with this respect: "And what's your major?" Replies: "the faculty of "hotel business." What's that? Science there is? What kind of education? Where did it come from? I respect people who choose a classical education, fundamental Sciences: mathematics, philosophy, Philology. Not those who are "on interpreter" and those who "the scholar".
№ 16880   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
Can't believe you were once just like anyone else,
Then you grew and became like the devil himself.
Pray to God I can think of a kind thing to say,
But I don't think I can,
So fuck you anyway.
I can't believe you were once just like anyone else,
And then you grew and became like the devil himself in the flesh.
Pray to God about the nice words in your address,
But I don't think they will come to mind
So, anyway, fuck you!
№ 16879   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
Now it's too late for you and your white horse to come around...
Now it's too late to get back to you
On his white horse...
№ 16878   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
Some shake their heads in rhythm
As they say, out there will find me...
№ 16877   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
Well, what is so wild?
Afraid of the future already breathe quietly...
№ 16876   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:21
I will hit the window
His tail flying over the house
Bright comet
Dissecting eternity black sky.
№ 16875   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:20
Song without words, night without sleep,
All the time - winter and spring,
Each star - its a piece of the sky,
Each sea - rain SIP.
Every Apple - a place to fall
Every thief - can steal,
Each dog - stick and bone,
And every wolf - teeth and anger.
№ 16874   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:20
Oh, and here is nature in all its glory! Feel? It's IQ is dropping.
№ 16873   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:20
- You will remain here until your body will not find peace.
- Well, I'm the meat in the package. Much much calmer?
№ 16872   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:20
Chained by Violence. Freed by Music.
Coupled with violence. Released music.
№ 16871   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:20
- You know, because you have your Saint.
- I'd rather have a pony.
№ 16870   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:20
Have to smile, so alive.
It is necessary to smile, to live, to be.
№ 16869   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 21:20