Franz Wertvollen. The vaccine Idiocracy (№ 402290)

The essence of old age is very simple, ladies and gentlemen. The essence of old age is no longer to have strength to live. When you have no more passion to life - that is old age. When you have no more desire to get up in the morning. When you have no more interest to your own life, engage in your own life, because she's too worthless, sulfur, and you're too impotent to change it - that is old age.
And there no matter what hormones you stuff, what pills you feed it what blood transfusions do, your body will be the same as your inner state - a decrepit, wrinkled, saggy.