Barefoot on Baker Streetᴿᵒˡᵉ ᴾˡᵃʸ. - Sex is a sport, ... (№ 408435)

- Sex is a fun sport. To play sports, you need to get used to it, train yourself to do exercises every day in the morning, go to the gym on weekends and at least twice a week run five kilometers. Laziness, reluctance and lack of time against the fact that a person played sports. But sex, I lifted my finger up, Sex is sacred. Poses from the Kama Sutra - exercises for stretching muscles. You fuck a girl by pressing her against the wall and holding her with your hands is a static exercise on the biceps. The usual pose, when the man on top is the cleanest bar with push-ups from the bed. Moreover, - I took a sip - Endorphin, released during orgasm, is the best enemy of excess fat and excess calories.
- In addition, sex is a very good remedy for age. By the way, many women refuse guys because of migraine, but they say - sex is a chic medicine for headaches by increasing endorphins and corticosteroid in the blood during arousal and orgasm, which is an excellent analgesic, - the Italian said thoughtfully. - This is a rest for both the soul and the body.
- Maybe - that's it plus families? Permanent sexual partner. Do you see any other advantages? I turned my head and looked into the girl's eyes.
- Well, other than that, there are still plenty of pluses - Mary "drawn" quotation marks in the air. - 1) "She doesn't let me drink", "He makes sense like a goat of milk" 2) A regular sexual partner can either get bored or cause feelings of disgust and anger. In addition, another "plus" - constant quarrels. Or too vanilla, because of which at work will be vilifying. So I do not see any advantages in family life, - the Italian said. - Yes, and in the end, when one gets bored, he can escape, as most people do. Just run away from your wife and child and remember what their name was.
- You're right.