Book: Murphy's Laws

Sharp idea Ulman: If something can be explained by stupidity, there is no need to resort to another explanation.

Law Lawrence: a diplomat is a man who can send you to hell in such a way that you with impatience will wait for the next flight.

Ferguson's precept: a crisis is when you are able to say: "just forget it".

It is intuitively clear that the presence of errors in the program will not affect the test results if an erroneous software component when testing was not performed.

Fool, deprived of the ability to laugh at themselves along with others, will not long endure the programming.

"Postpone" - the worst form of denial.

If you steal from one is plagiarism, if many is research.

The most correct is the quote, the source of which could not find.

The research work is to read two books that no one had read, and to write a third, which no one will read it.

Of progress in the past grow up to be problems in the future.

A specialist is a person who can't accept small mistakes, and gives a Grand mistakes.

All offers of assistance should be divided by four.

Every decision is made not once.

The smaller the position, the more noticeable your absence in the workplace.