Book: Murphy's Laws. Page 2

If someone who you admire infinitely immersed in a particularly deep meditation, it is most likely that it is thinking about lunch.

Compromise is always more expensive than any of the alternatives.

To determine how much time it will require work, take the time that your it is necessary to multiply by 2 and replace units into units of a higher order.

Expansion means complexity, and complexity - decomposition.

Never enough time to do the job as it should, but the fact that its remake, currently located.

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution creates new problems.

If you do not call relatives or friends, then they are good.

Magicians often find themselves in illusions.

To choose a nickname easier than creating a name.

The Law Marianna.
Find always what didn't.

The first law Finagle.
If the experiment failed, something is wrong...

If you add up the dark past with a bright future, it will turn gray now.

No matter what you say - you do not speak the truth.
No matter what they say - it is always about the money.

The Law Of Lieberman.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.