Book: Murphy's Laws. Page 1

If every day to work eight hours per day, you can eventually become a boss and work twelve hours a day.

The worse the person can do the job, the less likely to get rid of it.

Freedom of speech means the chief of the freedom to interrupt the speaker, and to subordinate the freedom to keep your mouth shut.

Behind anyone who had a successful career, is puzzled woman.

Don't be indispensable - you'll never improve.

If to postpone the matter for a long time, then it either will perform to someone else, or it will cease to be needed.

Only when you read the explanation of the previously received instructions, guess what do not understand most instructions, no explanations to her.

To defeat the bureaucrat, pass their problems on his shoulders.

The boss is the person who comes to the office late when you come early, and appears a little light when you're late.

The best leader is the one who subordinates a lot more capable than him.

The one who does nothing, everything seems to be on the shoulder.

If there is a way to delay an important decision the good bureaucracy will find it.

If you urgently need to make a case, talk to someone who is busy most of all.

The boss is not always right, but he's always the boss.