Book: Murphy's Laws. Page 3

It's not as easy as it seems.

The Law Of Haldane
The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

The principle of overlapping friends
The probability of finding mates increases if you go with the person, familiarity with which you do not wish to advertise.

The laws of love proposed by Arthur.
The people to whom you are attracted invariably think you they familiar.

The law lab fetta.
Never try to repeat a successful experiment.

"Based on my experience" - means once.
"In many cases" three times.
"There is a General belief" - a couple of other guys think the same way.
"It will take a lot of extra effort before it is achieved sufficient understanding" - I just don't understand.

Expert - a person who knows more and more about less until you know absolutely everything about anything.

Wisdom does not always come with age. It happens that age comes alone.

Nothing ever is absolutely true.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If there is a chance that something bad can happen, it will happen.

The principle of Alinsky for radicals.
The most benevolent usually those who are furthest from solving problems.

The Law Mider.
That would be with you no matter what happens, all this has happened to someone you know, only it was worse.

Rule Of Cats.
If you helped a friend in need, he will certainly think of you when again will be in trouble.

The Law Of Weyler.
Nothing is impossible for those who do not have to do this myself.