Book: The last continent

Knowledge is dangerous, so the government, to put it mildly, does not like people who can generate thoughts larger than a certain size.

Six deafening silent shock swept over the city: the city watch named Old Tom defiantly broke the time.

Now fast forward to a very different desert, which was located somewhere there. The strange thing, there is always "somewhere". It is there where we are not, it would not come and not make it, although it can be very close - on the other side of the mirror or just a sigh from you.

Then it started all this fuss with a book called "How to Inspire a Team, Effectively Manage And Efficiently take Care Of It, And Also to Achieve Effective Results In Effectively Short Time." When this book will write and what kind of world it gets published, of ponder stibbons had no idea. One thing was clear: it will be wildly popular, because even in case of accidental sensing of B-space very often came across parts of it. Although, it might not be one book.

Tops of ponder stibbons was one of those poor souls, which bears the stamp of a special faith - faith in what, Akopov about the universe more facts, you'll understand immediately what was going on. These people set out to create a Theory of everything although Dominga would suit perfectly the Theory of Something.

Still, there is some probability that a mixed fermented beer and vegetables, get...
No, that possibility no. You get salty, giving the beer a brown mass.

- He can perform miracles?
I don't know. When we left, they with God were just discussing how to change a baboon's arse to make her extremely attractive to females.
- By my standards, that's quite a miracle, confessed Ridcully.

Of ponder stibbons sits on the right hand of God. From which it follows that he from a technical point of view angel.
- He was no angel. Of ponder stibbons is afraid of heights.

Not sure I approve of this behavior, proudly said Ridcully. - Gods and mortal women. We know these stories. Heard.

According to the concepts of Mrs. Hermes, the gods were beings socially acceptable - at least, if they have existed a human head, and they were dressed. The gods quoted just above high priests and about on par with Dukes.

- Don't you dream about how to create a creature able to think about the universe? said ponder stibbons.
- The gods preserve me, that's what I definitely do not - to all sorts of curious creatures sticking their nose in my business! impatiently interrupted his God.

Wizards, when faced with danger, immediately begin to argue: what kind of danger they faced? And by the time consensus is reached, or the danger comes in their development to such a state, when the alternative is very clearly marked, so it is either to cling to one of them, either to die, or she gets bored and she goes in search of customers more interesting. Even the dangers of pride.

I wanted to appear in front of you in which you people consider to be divine - explained God. A long beard and a nightgown are considered in such cases essential attributes. Do some kind of facial hair should instill respect? Not to mention nightgown...

The Rincewind urgently needed a map. Not geographic (though it would not have prevented), and the map on which it would be possible to determine the current location of his "roof".