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- Don't you dream about how to create a creature able to think about the universe? said ponder stibbons.
- The gods preserve me, that's what I definitely do not - to all sorts of curious creatures sticking their nose in my business! impatiently interrupted his God.
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- Here you, for example, Mr. Toups, can you explain how you keep your sausage when you take off the skin?
What? What are you talking about? And why should I know that?
- That's it. Not even knowing such things you claim to understand the universe.
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Perhaps the mind is the main thing that prevents us to keep fit?
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- How to distinguish a shark from a tuna?
- May be on the way into the esophagus to try to count the teeth.
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- And here someone else works?
Well... I work, and TEZ Nightmare, Scuzz... and the crazy Drongo, I think...
Ridcully blinked.
- Who? he asked, and then from the depths of memory surfaced a terrible answer. Only creatures of a certain type could wear such names. Is that students?
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- The problem with Mr. Oreham is that people want to kill him.
- What kind of people?
...
- I think, in General, all he said finally
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