Book: Matilda

You just can't imagine how awful it is when you fully control and suppress your identity.

Yesterday he was and today he was gone.

Like all small, they distrust and suspicious to those who were above their growth, and especially to high school students.

Never set up a large round price., always ask for a little less. Never say "one thousand pounds", always say "nine hundred and ninety nine pounds and fifty pence". It seems that much less, but in reality it is not so.

The beauty of Fiona's as cold as the beauty of the iceberg, but unlike the blocks of ice with hidden underwater part, her beauty is only a shell, with nothing behind it.

- Honestly, they don't care what I do.

Once Napoleon said, the only sensible thing to do when you are attacked is to counterattack.

It is known that the grasshopper auditory organs are located on both sides of the abdomen. Your daughter Vanessa, judging by what she has learned in this quarter, has no hearing organs.

Mrs. Phelps was minding my own business, as have long come to the conclusion that to deal with other people's children is only in rare cases.

I always tell myself "If it can an ordinary handheld calculator, why can't I do the same?"

There are many reasons why a man returns home from work very angry, but a prudent wife is always time to notice the signs of an impending storm and leaves her husband alone until he cools off.

And in General, parents usually overestimate the ability of their children, not Vice versa. The teacher is sometimes simply impossible to convince proud parents that their beloved offspring - complete Berk.

Since then, every day, as soon as the mother left home, Mathilde came to the library. It takes just ten minutes, and the girl for two hours, could enjoy reading, quietly sitting in the corner, and swallowing one book after another.

Still, parents are strange people. Even if their child is the most disgusting creature in the world, they still claim that it is the best. Moreover, some moms and dads are so blinded by adoration that manage to convince themselves that their son is borderline genius. Well, there's nothing wrong - that's human nature. But when these parents begin to paint us a brilliant of her beloved Chad, really want to shout: "Bring a bowl, and then throw up!"