Book: The fallen sky

The Americans have given mankind a new way of expressing their feelings and thoughts - with the help of chewing gum jaws. Perhaps there are those who never speak, and communicate only smacking, munching, speeding up or slowing down the movement of the jaws, and in special cases Veselkova mouth rubber bladder.

My therapist, a member-correspondent of Academy of pedagogical Sciences and laureate of the prize named after Ushinsky, says that education is the process of applying notches on the psyche. Without the appropriate notches to change the behavior impossible. The greater the lack, the deeper must be the notch.

... all the officials are divided into two unequal categories: the taker nits and nits there neberuschimsya.

The woman is, in essence, tamed bird of prey.

- What are you, Sichuan! You're the only person I really well! The only...
The man the word "single" has the same effect as brother Ivanushka water, ispita of hooves.

- I want to know all about you!
- All? Well, funny you Sichuan! When I read the Bible, I always laugh at the word "knew". "And he came to her, and he knew it..." Nothing to know, getting to know a woman. Remember - nothing!

Acoustic permeability in a two-bedroom apartment was stunning - it was clearly audible, like a leaking cistern in the toilet, and in the next room father-in-law flips the pages of a novel Pikul. Who ever made love in such conditions can silently creep on strictly guarded military base and return with a couple of nuclear warheads for sale.

What are you looking at me? This isn't socialism it's a pity, you're just angry that you got nothing.

Romance? What's the romance? Love is mined out of the same muck and mud, that and money. Its just like money, easy to lose. Maybe someday people will be on credit cards to save bucks and love...

Youth spends so much effort on invented difficulties that maturity has almost no strength to fight difficulties real. Perhaps this is the main drama of human life...

God knows, I was in love with her to death. Remember, the death of Koschei lay in the needle? And each of us there is a needle, but we just don't know where it's hidden. Love is when you suddenly understand: your needle is clamped in the Cam that is THIS woman. And it now affects your life!

Bed sickness - it's just a negative kind of information exchanged between people during communication. You swore - you drink Valerian. You infected and you drink on antibiotics...

This was her real orgasm, for which she was able to conceal her clever head is the most sophisticated mnogohodovki, could walk, crawl, sneak to your happy women's cramp for months and one day to succeed:
- Bitch-Ah!

- Why do you never say you love me? I asked one day, Katerina.
- Do you want it?
- Of course.
- Well, I will now speak. He who pays the Piper calls the words... I love you!
- So money can buy love?
- No, only the words and adultery...
- Adultery? It's a strange word. Haven't heard of before. And how could you buy love?
For love, if you are very lucky... Or death if not lucky...