Book: Oath Of The Dark Lord
Never thought Vitali, already undressing for the night, said Julian, - that love is such hard work. That's when ohotku was, I was running with the boys and kissed, and hugged, and just like on the wings fluttered. And with each kiss becoming easier and easier... - the Girl waved her hands like wings. - And now said it is necessary. And it seems to be doing the same... But it feels like cement mortar all day with a shovel churned. Tongue on shoulder, feet do not move, and this is the most... lip is swollen!
- Tell Anita, she will heal.
- Yes I not about that! - waved the death. - I mean, what if the arranged marriage to conclude, it is every day necessary? And all my life! U-u-u-u... It's how much dough you need a guy to fuck, in order for this to agree? E-e-e-e... But I had once a thought. It's like I could get stuck in it.
- Your rating is not for the calculation? reminded Betali.
- I have there only those who like it more. That is, I still slightly "pripravu"...
Quote Explanation: Batali and Julian pretend to be couple in love.
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The effort has not gone to waste in one of those moments they caught Dubus and Antinua, too, walking arm in arm.
- Françoise's going to kill me, dreamily exhaled death, loyally Vitali in the eye. - She loves you no memory and forgive. And my coffee with rat poison mound. This grandmother did not go.
- How did she know?
- We try too hard. Someday it would float.
Quote Explanation: Batali and Julian pretend to be couple in love.
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To put the TV, let him live and allow the men to watch, leaving them alone, shared the recipe of Julian. - Two hours later there will be such a mess that even cockroaches have ears rolled into a tube. When men are alone, beer and chips they come out of nowhere. Probably concentrated from the air.
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Yes, the world is not fair. If you want to live in peace and security, it is better to be a pathetic, worthless, half-naked and sick and ugly. Is it worth it to get up at least a hundred Euro, as here, there is a rat who wants to punch you in the head and take a piece of paper yourself.
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- Do you remember saying about cheese in a mousetrap? - Vitali walked over to the window, straightened his tangled Carmine curtains.
- I want to say, I was caught in a trap?
- No, Julian shook his head, young warlock. I want to say that you're the cheese is.
- And what are you? asked for canopy girl.
- Spring. If you're lucky, manage to snap even before you eat.
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- And what usually gets the Princess at the end of the story?
Bingo! - the girl burst out laughing, even clapping his hands. Actually at the end of the tale the Princess never gets. Usually get it!
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Zvizdets stripes!
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- This world is arranged so that overly wise philosophers, trembling over every drop of blood, just to die of hunger. Don't we have this world figured out not we were created. We came in ready. Whether you like it or not, but to abide by the rules will have.
- I will reveal to you terrible secret, dear Dedata! - do not let death. - In addition to predators, there are also vegetarians!
Is that grass-twigs eat? The leaves and bark? I also reveal to you a secret, the adorable freckles. If you're three traveled, but if you're afraid to shed blood, be sure to find a predator that will drips your carcass fat, and your skin will pull the house on the chair in front of the fireplace.
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- A month? - raised her eyebrows girl. Is just a delight! I'll get expelled.
- Where? - worried barbarian.
- From school. Actually, I'm learning. However, it does not matter - waved girl. - Knowledge of the differences of Darwinism from Calvinism, nothing will change in my life. Especially since that girl most importantly on the wedding veil backwards not to wear. Everything else is trivia.
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- The most powerful magician of all born - recalled barbarian - dedicated ourselves to achieve justice for all people, mortals and spirits living in this world! I agree, for such a desire can forgive a lot.
- But why he had so many enemies? Why the fight for justice has turned into a Big War?
- You ask strange questions, boy. Think about what will happen if you become the ruler of destiny and forbidden to Rob passers-by on the roads and streets? Residents may be happy. But the bandits and thieves rise up against this law to one and all starts against you by a brutal war, not sparing his worthless life. What is law and justice for some, it becomes a prison and death for others. Robbers do not need a law. They need freedom. Full, unrestricted.
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- Don't you need a certificate? - surprised Vitali.
Why? - Speckled girl sarcastically laughed. - I'm not françoise, the universities are not wanted. My plan was a waitress at the pub to whirl, until you drink too much or the needle will not sit down. There a famous case a couple of years at the hands potestatis, and then carcass to the morgue. If you're lucky, the carcass is also to be sold, while still alive. Students on the breaker. Well, physicians for training.
- Good plan - praised Vitali. - A balanced, reasonable and enforceable. You are now at what stage?
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