Book: Compromise

The gag should not be.
"I know," I say - better gag than tyagoty.

- Yes, - he said, - the years go by, the years go by...
- Aged?
- As you say... was Formed.

And as one hanged is pure wisdom. Man in black droned. The wife, naturally, sawing from morning till night. And here he decided to hang himself. Not quite as fictitious. In short - to wrap a toadstool. Wife went to work. And he braces for the chandelier caught and hanging. Hears footsteps. Wife returns from work. The man rolled his eyes. To boast, naturally. And it was not his wife. A neighbor of eighty years, in the case. Comes - hanging man...
- Ugh, - she said.
The old iron was. Not that faint... walked Up to the man, was the pockets shmonat. And he's ticklish. He laughed. Here the old times and turns off. And meet. And he was hanging. Disengaged can not. Comes wife. See - such a thing. The grandmother with the ends and the husband hanging. The wife picks up the phone, calling: "Bob, at home I have a thousand and one nights... But I'm free now. Come..." And the husband says: "I will come... I told him, ***y, poke his eyes out..." Then the wife passed out. And also meet...

In the life of a paperboy is all that wonderful life of any decent man. Sincerity? Newsboy sincerely says what he thinks. Creativity? Paperboy no end of doing, wishful thinking. Love? Paperboy loves something that is not worthy of love.

- Henry F., as for pictures... please Note, newborns are so-so...
- Choose the best. Wait time is.
- Four months will have to wait. Previously, he hardly per person will be similar. And who is fifty years old enough...

You want to get married? But what will change? What will this stupid stamp? This horse brand... While I'm here. A tired - leave. And always will be...

- There is a vacancy. The newspaper "defending the Motherland". Write down the name, Kashirin.
Is bald like this?
- Kashirin is an experienced journalist. Man - quite soft...
- Shit, - I say - too soft.
- Do you know him?

Actually, I noticed that human charm to destroy quite difficult. Much harder than intelligence, principles or beliefs.

Skillfully lag is also an art. It's even harder to win.

I was disgusted and I left. More precisely, remained.

- Smile, the men asked Ivankov. - Attention! Shoot!
- You - say - and no tape.
It's not important, ' said Zhbankov, - it is necessary to defuse the situation.

- Are you a philologist? asked Agapov.
- More precisely, a linguist. I handle the problem of thematicaly Russian "Sch"...
- There is a problem?
One of the most burning...

But the snack had no problems. Yes, and it could not be. What could be the problem if Sevastyanov was able to cut an ordinary Apple on sixty-four slices?!..

Don't think all. I have fifteen years do not think. And you will think - do not want to live. Anyone who thinks unhappy...