Book: Women and men

- Who is the hero of our time?
- Who has the spleen, disappointment in life?
- These characters were in the times of Lermontov.
- And now?
- Now the hero who cleans the dishes, collects the crumbs from the table and not enough dirty hands door handles.

Do desire slowly to a dream time to grow.

- Then I'll put it here.
- So you have already put.
- That means, "later" has arrived.

- Don't you love it that we have everything cleaned, washed, ironed?
- I'm sorry that you spend so much time on this nonsense.
- You like my cooking?
I love it, but I can do potatoes and sausage.
Is good. So I have something else, without which is no life for you.

- Why are you always late?
- I need to somehow compensate for their advantages.

- He was a gentleman.
- In what sense?
Bad.

If men are anything to go by, then the moment they believe it.

Men should always have three objectives: real, distant and spare.

Men often want to go somewhere, and not from someone.

Every man dreams of a woman would come up behind him, hug and say that now he can safely go ahead now he doesn't have to look back that he has only love and peace.

- Beautiful you are today!
Thank you.
- I'm not kidding.
And I'm not kidding.
- I am quite serious.
And I'm more than serious.
You're not in the mood.
- So you ruined it now!

- If you have sinned?
- It was the case. What?
The years go by, it's time to think about my sins.
- And how? To remember, to regret or plan a new one?

- I heard you met a wonderful woman?
Yeah! She is very smart, and always right about everything. Does not get tired to prove it to me.
- Fighting for the truth?
Yes. And I decided to leave her alone with these truths. Don't want to interfere.

- That gave you God: you and clever, and beautiful!
- I would be part of that took money.