Book: The Complete Murphy's Laws

Once you give up decency, the rest will come easy.

Every politician, no matter how dishonest he may be, considers himself a man of honor.

The only thing most politicians want is re-election.

There is no greater sincerity than a politician who lies.

Politics is such a subtle art of getting votes from the poor, and money from the rich for election campaigns, promising both to protect them from each other.

You can't advance if you want to get even.

It is impossible to lower a person without being lowered along with him.

The truth of any statement has nothing to do with the credibility it inspires, and vice versa.

A person is always ready to die for an idea, provided that this idea is not entirely clear to him.

Liuli and countries begin to listen to the voice of reason only when all other possibilities have already been exhausted.

In mathematics, you don't start to understand different things over time. You just get used to them.

9. The method of converging irrelevances.

You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.

If you don't know a good solution, find a good scapegoat.