Book: To arms! To arms!. Page 2



The dwarves are reluctant to part with gold, so that any bandit who dares to expose dwarf the demand "your money or your life!" should bring a folding chair, lunch and a book to read to pass the time until the end of the debate.
№ 76141   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:36
... in the mysterious caverns or tunnels must be glowing mold, strangely bright crystals or at least, a supernatural glow to the air in case some accidentally wandered here adventurer of the human race I wanted to see in the dark. Strange but true.
№ 75913   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:24
People like Vimes could ruin everything. Not because he was particularly clever. Smart guard is itself a negation. But the absolute randomness of action also can cause a lot of trouble.
№ 37388   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:36
Regular ruler (no matter good or bad, often just dead) knows what in his possession has OCCURRED. Very few rulers spent a lot of effort, you know that their possessions OCCURS. Lord Vetinari despised to both types of rulers, believing that I cannot stop here.
№ 36056   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:45
- Listen, and whether there were particularly egregious violations of law and order?
- It was. The Ankh-Morpork is a particularly heinous violation of all law and order.
№ 36053   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:45
For several years he has not left his spacious room, but is a little worried, because most of the time he spent inside his head. For some people prison is not a punishment.
№ 36051   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:44
If people noticed all that close happens to them - then who'd do all the work? So the not observation is directly related to our survival in this universe.
№ 36050   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:44
Coffee Shama Gebel tasted like molten lead, but had one advantage: you have experienced the incomparable feeling of relief when I finally drank the Cup to the bottom.
№ 6399   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:47
... And another one...
And two and another one will?..
Detritus panicked. It went higher mathematics.
№ 6398   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:47
- Why ketchup is almost the same as a rat? - surprised Angua.
- You ever tried rat without ketchup? - answered with a question carrot.
№ 6241   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:39
Here speak the language of gnomes, and listen to the language of the people.
№ 6240   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:39
If you have enough money, you just can't commit the crime. What you do is just a little innocent mischief.
№ 6239   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:39
I have a whole bunch of illnesses, and I'm only alive because they are too busy fighting among themselves.
№ 6238   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:39
- Samuel Vimes! You're drunk!
- Not yet! But all is not lost!
№ 6237   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:39
Actually at the moment a large part of him was slowly vanishing into the best whiskey Jemcina of Piomas.
№ 6236   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:39