Book: To arms! To arms!. Page 3

Gods for the gnomes - a sort of supernatural equivalent of a helmet. It's also nice to shout something blasphemous when you put yourself on the finger vomitorium hammer. Only staunch atheists can jump on the workshop, holding a hand under my arm, and yell something like, "Oh, random fluctuations in the space-time continuum!" or "That's fucking primitive and outdated concept!".

Maze in the Palace parks was so small that it was possible to get lost trying to find it.

Honest people begin to bow down and cower just because someone's grandfather was a bloodthirsty bastard than their ancestor.

If the Creator said his famous "let there be light" in Ankh Morpork, anywhere further he would not have progressed, because the locals don't let him go, until I found out what this is the light, how bright and what color is it.

A contract killer who commits a murder that he did not pay, covered themselves with disgrace.

- Pride is, of course, great - he explained - but the sausage is sausage.

I suffer from chronic reasonableness.

If you think about it, when some guard dies, at his funeral come the guards.

Vimes was about to protest, to say that he LIKES to wander through the dark wet streets, but then changed his mind. Not really hurt it he liked. Just anything else, Vimes tried to do. And about your icon, he thought, as, for example, about his own nose. Without much love, but without any hatred. There is...

Good shoes are used for many years - here's the thing. The person who can afford to pay for a pair of shoes for fifty dollars, feet stay dry and in ten years, while the poor, who have simply no money and who buys the cheapest footwear, in the same period of time spends on shoes a hundred dollars - AND STILL WALKS WITH WET FEET.

To the people who held the highest position in society, Vimes always treated with barely concealed hostility from women he had a headache, and at the sight of the men scratched his fists.

Vimes agreed to accept recruits only because he knew that soon this problem will fall on other shoulders.

"19.00-19.05. To be fun and relaxed, smiling people."

The past nodded and smiled and walked further into the future.