Book: To arms! To arms!. Page 1

Is to you not huhry-muhry.
- I've never seen Chukhrov, but it's definitely not them.

Phrenology, as you know, is the science of determining the nature, abilities and aptitudes of a man by the bumps on his skull. (...) In Ankh-Morpork you can come to retrovirology and order, for example, artistic temperament with a tendency to contemplation and a slight hint of hysteria. In fact, you just nastuchat on the head with wooden hammers of various shapes and sizes. However, the procedure contributes to monetary circulation, and this is important.

She vaguely suspected that carrot is trying to take care of it. But instead of the usual flowers or chocolates, he decided to give her the whole city.

Come to think of it... I mean, I think, and you just shut up.

Guild library was one of the largest in the city. And in certain areas of knowledge it was the largest. Region these are mainly related to the fragility of human life and the ways that the fragility ensure.

Dogs are not like cats who tolerate humans only until then, until someone invented the can opener, which can be operated with a paw. Dogs people created, they took wolves and gave them human traits: unnecessary intelligence, names, a desire to belong to someone and painful inferiority complex. All dogs dream wolf dreams, and they dream about how to get a good bite its Creator. Every dog in the depths of the soul realizes that she is a Bad Dog...

Detritus stood in the ground with the knuckles, thoughtfully staring into space. It was a normal pose for the Troll, waiting for the arrival of the next thought.

No clown is funny looks. That's the whole point. The people, seeing them laugh, but only out of pure nervousness. Clowns are needed only for one purpose: once you saw them and that would be with you then no matter what, you will enjoy it like a baby. Nice to know that there's someone who is worse than you.

The librarian liked people who loved and respected books, and the best expression of these feelings is to write books on the shelves, where they intended to be by nature.

... as for the corporal Nobbs, the closest to swearing words ever spoken to them, was: "Okay, play like complete morons at soldiers..."

Thus, between the gnomes and trolls had place a permanent inter-species vendetta. As for the causes she, like all good vendettas, it was not simple [by the way, Kuma battle is the only case in history when both the warring sides attacked each other from ambush].

Dwarves, you could say, famous for its sense of humor. Pointing at them, people usually say: "these evil little devils that still have a sense of humor."

To say that snobby has a bestial appearance, would be a grave insult to the animal world...

Sham al-Kharga was always smiling, never fed on credit, and quickly realized that the majority of visitors prefer that the food consisted of four food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits.