Book: The tree and other stories

The scene in which the author of the two pages describes the breast of the girl and then it turns out that this Brazilian tranny is just staggering.

We are all machines, we consider ourselves alive because our brain is such a program. The only difference between machine nuts and you is that you are full of illusions. Wake up.

I envy your ability to see life through rose-colored glasses. But my father said, "Optimists are ill-informed people".

In the struggle for the development of the mind is insufficient to raise the ceiling, we must also ensure that the floors did not fail.

So, all the knowledge that he was given by scientists with respectable diplomas and impressive titles, given, like a priceless treasure, was only a prison. He humbly thanked each time he slightly lengthened the leash was a leash. We can live without a leash.

17.
Strange figure. Bad is dissected. Not very nice. But this amount of addition 8 and 9.

Nut wants to he was obedient, but wild. Sophisticated, but cheeky. Humble, but bold. Chickpea is not going to die with him out of boredom. It needs to be quiet, but prone to emotional outbursts. Beautiful but unaware of her beauty. And it must be a beautiful red car with a cylinder capacity of three thousand cubic centimeters, and a Bank account and jewelry, safely stored in the digital safe. Subject to the latter condition, everything else is unimportant.

Chickpea does not walk, she glides, Chickpea does not speak, she sings, Chickpea is not looking, she watches, Chickpeas't listening, she listens.

Journalists do not skimp on catchy headlines and immediately called the meteorite "space turd". While the audience tried to imagine the huge alien, which she could belong.

How to grow people?
If you want your people to multiply, be sure to take them in pairs - male and female. The female, usually in colorful clothes and long mane. Attention: you are female without a mane and the male with the mane. To dispel last doubts, put it into a vessel of the tentacle. If you hear a high-pitched squeak, it means you have a female.

(Experiment Worms: if for some time to leave the human male in the car, he will come out with overgrown hair face.) Another custom: every evening people turn on the box emitting a blue light, and spend, looking at her, long hours of complete immobility. Our researchers are now studying this strange behavior. Apparently, people like butterflies, mesmerizing light.

Human males and females are found in specially designated areas poorly lit and noisy Nightclubs. Poorly lit, so that the male could not clearly examine the appearance of the female (he only feels her scent - patchouli, musk or rose). Noisy to the female could not clearly hear the speech of the male. She just feels it more or less bloated craw-wallet.

Take a magnifying glass and look at savage: thick hair on the top, pink, white or brown skin, legs with multiple fingers. When walking, people keep balance on their hind legs, slightly sticking out his ass. They breathe (mainly oxygen) through two small holes, through the other two perceived sounds. Two holes serve to capture the vibrations of light waves. (Experiment Craig: if a person is blindfolded, it will start to stumble.) People do not have a radar system that allows to navigate in the dark, which explains their relatively weak compared to the day-night activity. (Experiment Bronce: place the person in a box and close the lid. After a short period of time the person begins to emit a desperate squeak. People are afraid of the dark.)

I know that one day will fade and I will fade away all my memories. Sometimes I feel so tired.