Book: The good soldier Svejk. Page 1

Remember, Scott, that you - the people!

... alcohol is sordid materialism, and we should live a spiritual life.

I want something - shouted FieldTurf, but I don't know what. You don't know what I want?

Education ennobles the soul, and that military service is not required.

Nothing can be done, - seriously answered švejk. - I kind of idiocy exempted from military service. A special Commission I officially declared an idiot. I am an official idiot.

In the world do a lot of things are not supposed that is allowed.

To throw right and left shit - the argument more or less convincing, but an intelligent person even in a state of irritation or in dispute should not resort to such expressions.

It's not easy anywhere to get involved. Climb something everyone will manage, but to get out - this is a real military art. When a person somewhere goes, he needs to know what is happening around, not to sit in a puddle called a disaster.

General has devoted latrines as much attention as if they depended on the victory of the Austro-Hungarian monarchy.

The trouble is, when people suddenly began to philosophize - it always smells like delirium tremens.

Can not imagine, ' said Svejk, to the innocent was sentenced to ten years. However, once innocent, was sentenced to five years - it is what I have heard, but ten is much, perhaps too much!

After what happened, your reputation is ruined for life. After all, if it will print in the Newspapers something to her add your friends. It is in the order of things, better do not pay attention. People with tarnished reputation in the world, perhaps, ten times more than with pure. This is sheer nonsense.

Let it as it was, because I was! Never was that does not.

The man wants to be a giant, but in reality it is crap. So, brother!