Category: ironic quotes. Page 1223

-... suppose we all did this. And well, then we just get out of there with 150 million in cash, and no one will stop us?!
Yes.
- A. Okay.

- Why are you shouting?
- Me, the Scorpion stung!
- What?
- Great!
Okay.
- What's good?!
Small stings then sound the alarm.

I allow to call me Theodore only people with a big gun.

- Last night was a mistake.
And the night before?
- I made a lot of mistakes this week.

I don't kill people because one cartridge is like four doughnuts.

It is impossible to talk about the move between the "give newspaper" and "who ate the cake"!

- Your mother! Damn! Lord!
- All right, in that order.

- Raise your right hand, the left put on the Bible. Do You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
- Something like that.

- He said that cockroaches are the only one to survive after a biological Holocaust. They and some woman named Parker.

- They say that will soon repeal prohibition... What will you do then?
- I need a drink.

- Now we need a place to hide you.
- Jamaica fit?

You don't have to die, in this case I am, well I'm a man all the same!

- You have a tail?
- So what? You have delicious Breasts, I'm not surprised.

- How do You become a lawyer?
- Typical sir..