Category: ironic quotes. Page 1224

- How to understand that man is crazy?
- It's hard. Depends on how many people think so.

- He's so old. I forgot that he's 21.
- And is that not old?
- No, he's an old man, will draw in 25 years.

- How was your wedding?
- Amazing. Like all the rest of my wedding.

- Where you were given, in Beirut or what?
- What rights?

I swear these thieves and Zagrebelny.

- Why are all rich people assholes?
- Because all the beautiful females!

... and I feel so good that even the end of the world seems like a more fixable.

- What are you reading?
- About amputation.
Is to work?
- No, for the soul.

I've been drinking... I mean thinking.

There are four rules of marriage: find the one who loves you, the one which is always interesting, the one you always want and make sure they are all met.
(My father used to say that there are four rules of marriage: a woman who loves without looking back, which throws you a challenge that you want, and most importantly, to your women are not aware of.)

As usual, the deadline is yesterday!

- You seem remarkably calm.
- Oh! No, no! I'm desperate! But that is in the shower. Where the ink is not flowing!

If you have the eighth worst, to hell with pancakes, sculpt a lumps.

- Mr. you so pale!
- Yes, thanks you.
- Mr. Rainey, you are so pale!
- Yes, thank you.