Movie: The taming of the scoundrel (Il Bisbetico domato). Page 2

- Can I come in?
- To me?
- Yes, I'm all wet.
- It feels like rain.
- So, can I come in?
I don't know who you are.
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- You exercise in wit, and I might catch a cold.
- I also. The water is the same for all wet and not just the one for you. You bounce off the drop and fall on me.

I am impressed by your sense of romance. I love twilight, blurred... then the shape of the usual sitting in front of men changes... it becomes... extraordinary.

You know, he opened a dance hall nearby, 30 kilometres away. Why don't we go by bike? The pedals will turn in the queue, well, want, not you!

- Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah...
- Are you seriously hurt?
- Of course, what a question?
- A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Are you kidding?
Ha ha ha, Oh, it dawned on me - the man fell down - need to laugh. Ah-ha-ha-hah. But you don't fool me you fell hard? Hard knock, Ah-ha-ha's, swiped-Aha-ha-s, Ah-ha-ha's. Well, you taught me, now come on, I'll help.

So, buy it?
- No, I need another car.
- What is it?
- Electronic calculator - it will work for three accountants and three times faster.

- I see you're not laughing?
- No.
Yeah, look at the screen! Isn't it funny? You see how he flew? Look how he flopped! Isn't it funny?
- No.
- Fallen over laughing since then, as is the light! What about you?
- But he's hit, he's hurt!
- The whole principle of funny is in the fall, and from that you cry.
- Ah! Oh... (is horrified)
- This said, even Chaplin. Lies a banana peel, people - and fuck, he slips and falls on the peel. In the hall laugh. It's two and two, and you're not laughing.
- No.
Well, I do not like you, you don't like comic stunts, but something you should like?
- (crying) Nooo!
- Good night, it's awful!
- Terrible! (continues to cry)

- If again for squeezing grape juice into wine we would have to hire twenty people on their payroll, pay for insurance and everything else will take a lot of damn money!
- Your?
- No, your.
My?
- You will hire.
I'm not sure.
- I care about your money, because I'm your accountant. That is why I suggest the article of the savings. We have a branch of the company "Diesel". Them juicers work for three and three times faster!
- And to live on those we don't hire?
Well... progress requires sacrifice.
- Assure me that this machine will work for three and three faster than the workers?
A hundred against one.
- So you care about my money?
- No, to your advantage.
- Why would it?
- I don't know. it's just who I am.

- See you in Milan.
- And soon you be there?
- Yes, soon - in 3-4 years.

- Elia? That was the name of one of the prophets, it seems... Maybe you too can predict the future?
Soup will get cold if you don't stop talking.

- You gave me mate? I'm not playing, dog. Shut up, don't want to hear your excuses.

It's so easy to say "no" when not in love.

- You seem to really love animals.
- Love.
- What about people?
- Suffer, but not much.

- With your permission, will be presented. My name is...
- This finish. Don't want to overload the memory.

- Elia sued for all the villagers!
- Even at me.
- Who are you?
- The judge.