Movie: The game of truth



She looks at me... like George Clooney... At my wife for ten years already so not looking. She's not looking at me... And if is looking so that like I have something. Well, Yes, I have. Needs of children in the school to take, have a salary to bring, needs a plumber to call and sit to wait for him on the kitchen... But then she should! I don't know, at least look at me like I'm George fucking Clooney!
№ 290478   Added MegaMozg 13-06-2017 / 14:32
How are you now with this?
- Excellent! Every day new. The Internet. By the way, I downloaded this soft porn... Marik, record you?
- Me? No, my orgasms are based on real events!
№ 290477   Added MegaMozg 13-06-2017 / 14:32
- Roofing, and you have the buttons on my shirt is missing...
- So what? I have a lot of things buttons is not enough... Here I sit, waiting. Maybe some kind soul will come, I'll kill you...
- Lena and reattached?
- Well, Lena sewed...
- Represent, how many the winter of buttons has piled up.
- Hey, you never said why you broke up... was Good... Ready?
- Cooked.
- What did you break up?
- Broke up. Left.
Why?
- She had to go somewhere!
№ 283037   Added MegaMozg 14-04-2017 / 09:44
- Girls calling?
- So! Go to where you know, mark Miller.
- If you come to Chicks, I'm outta here.
Yes, it will be not like last time! Well I saw only one in the dark drunk in the club! I did not know that they were all three fools terrible! And that was taken out, I wanted on the way to land, but then felt sorry for, still went... Brought home, it was... she has such Tits!
- And I left immediately. Don't like dirt. I exchanged a few words, I was disgusted.
- And you?
- We were talking with my... about literature! She did not read anything but "Komsomolskaya Pravda", I felt sorry for her, and it's your fault, mark Miller, I had to copulate with these arthropods. But henceforth I would not allow in my house like ciliates in the shoes!
- Everything will be different! I saw all three of them! Good!
- The old man! Spare us! Take a break, be with your friends! Tomorrow I will catch up schedule.
№ 279771   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2017 / 20:26
- Oh, some of the nineties and without redistribution! We're friends! Messin ' around! T-shirt! And Gena hit me, Yes Come, infection, looked, paused and punched directly in the liver as gave! As I drink through it be?! Oh...
- Well, you still slept with his wife.
№ 279770   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2017 / 20:26
- And your daughter's dad is virtual, and it may be that soon a new Pope will appear is not a native, but steady, and he, not you, she will say "Dad, draw me a Hippo."
- There's no need to speak to me on such topics, because I have diseased blood vessels, if you don't want to call an ambulance because I nafig someone injuring!
№ 279769   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2017 / 20:26
No, okay? I'm standing at the car, not bothering anyone! Suddenly, from behind: "WOW!" I almost vzjalsja! Turn around, and at me HERE SUCH a MONSTER rushing, and the woman behind her on a leash as water-skiing: "IT doesn't bite!" Well, of course, does not bite! IT immediately eats! Out of the jaws of the half-eaten arm sticking out! "Don't go" Aha! Lie on the ground with an asterisk - because the Ball! DC shoes remove, and that he has constipation!!! The Caucasian shepherd dog? Well, go walk on mine fields in the Caucasus! Nefig in our backyard sandbox shit to mine!
№ 279768   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2017 / 20:26
- Tell us, mark... But your wife... Natalia... In the former, the former is already... Have someone already?
- It seems that there is no one... I even left some of it because I thought that someone there.
- Which of the following?
- Yes, when the time is.
- Were the causes?
Was. She's a lawyer, she is constantly working! You know what time she coming back? She has dinner with partners. I sat... waiting, waiting... waiting for her! Well, drunk! She comes from the shower, well, and phone on the nightstand... And there is such smacka bums! I read, and there are black and green says: "Natasha! How was the trip? Call me kiss!"
- What?
- Like what? What it is he Natasha?!? You where anyone in the mouth "kiss"?! And before that, the phone two hours was not available!!! She has a great excuse - I told her every five minutes, call and let talk! Yes don't talk I'm in the way! In short, I pick up the phone, knock on his door, to be honest, not for the first time. Tear the curtain, the phone to her and say: "so what, Natasha?! How was the trip? Kiss!". She quietly said to me: "mark, I'm tired of your drunken hysteria, out. I want to clean up, I'm tired". I'm going in! The phone on the tiled floor and came out! Only very!
№ 279767   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2017 / 20:26
When we are honest - we can talk, we can hear each other! When we lie, all we want to call a taxi or get drunk!
№ 255657   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:37
So I'm confused! I'll go shoot myself in the toilet...
№ 255655   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:37
Last year, in our country, for reasons connected with alcohol, rested over one hundred thousand people. Your health!
Quote Explanation: Toast.
№ 255648   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:37
Mark, it's gone - wear is so expensive and dysfunctional things!
Quote Explanation: Comments boasting Brand brand pants, suit, watch, etc.
№ 255645   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:37
Each fault has its own Statute of limitations. We must learn to forgive people. If you have no goodness, who are you?
№ 164583   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 09:57
Something strange, some kind of duck, chicken similar.
Is it a complication of avian influenza.
№ 164569   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 09:57
- To be honest, I drink every day?
A little of both. Wake up in the morning, in the evening to sleep.
№ 164568   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 09:57