Movie: That Munchhausen. Page 1

I am an ordinary woman. Do not ask me more than I can.

It's lover, let's be clear: I have a lover - cheers! Now all have mistresses. But you can't let to marry her, it is immoral!

It is the fate of all great men his contemporaries do not understand them.
- Contemporaries - perhaps. But we are relatives!

- Thomas! Are you satisfied that we have a 32nd of may!?
Actually, not really, sir. On June 1st, I get paid a salary..
- You do not understand.

Divorce is disgusting, not only because separating spouses, but also because the man thus called to be free, and woman - thrown.

- Wake up at 6 in the morning!
- Impunity.

- Baroness, you look good in this suit Amazon! Raskopf you, as always, adorable! How are you, cornet? See what's good!
- Judging by the abundance of compliments you again with bad news.

And when the bear rushed at him, the Baron grabbed his front paws and held to until he died.
- And what did he die then?
- From hunger. Bear, as you know, he eats what he is sucking his paw, and as the Baron deprived him of the opportunity...

- A year ago in most of these places, imagine seeing a deer. Take off the gun it turns out there are no bullets. Nothing but cherries. Charge rifle cherry pit, ugh! - shoot and hit the deer in the forehead. He runs away. And this spring in these parts, imagine, meet my handsome stag, on the head of which grows the luxurious cherry tree.
- A tree? On the deer head? Say better: the cherry orchard!
If rose garden, I'd say the garden. And as the tree grew, why should I lie?

My best friend betrayed me, my love denied.. I'm flying light.

Cannot be to a wise man did not understand the other...

Great you are the man, Baron Munchausen, but still you dust falls.

Every man returning home after a week's absence, tries to deceive his wife, but not everyone is smart enough to say that he was on the moon!

Intelligent face - this is not a sign of intelligence.