Movie: That Munchhausen. Page 4

- Aren't You dead?
Died.

Munchausen (the pastor): ... I said: smart man!
Mar: Well, you never know, what about the person talking.

- You waited up for me, dear? I'm sorry... I was delayed by Newton.

Baron Munchausen is famous not that he flew to the moon. It is nice that never lies.

- Well... we confess.
- I've done it all my life.

- I'm on duty... If the court decides that you are a Baron, I'll drop you on the chest. If the court decides that you still go to jail.

Prose writer jakobine since the childhood didn't love me and you need to give her credit, managed to make me feel the same. In the Church to question the priest, do we want to become husband and wife, we answered in unison: "No!" and we immediately married. After the wedding we went with the spouse on a honeymoon: I'm in Turkey, it is in Switzerland. For three years they lived in love and harmony.

- You claim that man can lift himself by the hair?
- A must! Every sane person would have from time to time to do it!

Well, not to change me because every idiot!

At the time, Socrates said to me: "get Married for sure. Gets a good wife - will be happy. Bad - will become a philosopher." I don't know.

God, to die tired...

Being in a nervous excitement, the Duke suddenly grabbed and signed several petitions for divorce the words: "At will, all at will!"

I was not afraid to seem ridiculous. Not everyone can afford.

The Baron is expecting you for a long time. It is the morning in the office working, locked and asks, "Thomas, - he says - has not arrived yet Mr. pastor?" I said, "No more." He says, "Well, thank God." Very waiting for you.