Game: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas



I want to find a wife and have children, divorce her and fight for the right to spend time with children every weekend, like all people.
I want to find a wife and have children, divorce her and...
№ 417749   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2021 / 21:39
Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding! Carl, you fucking scumbag, you piece of shit, cocksucker.
Quote Explanation: The end of the game
№ 341026   Added MegaMozg 29-08-2018 / 00:32
Now, Carl, why did you kill officer Pendelbury?
- I didn't kill officer Pendelbury, I arrived, and you know it.
- Fast, nigga.
№ 330911   Added MegaMozg 29-06-2018 / 22:13
Where did you get that gun?!
- Bought the same place I bought my pants. This Is America!
№ 266769   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:22
Hey, my shit so hard that at any moment will explode!
Quote Explanation: OG Loc rap reads your work.
№ 261901   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:10
She is with me, CFRP, so chill the fuck. I consider her favor.
№ 224752   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:26
- You do know that I'm black, not Chinese?
- I'm blind Carl, not stupid.
- You know I'm black and not Chinese?
- I'm blind, Carl, not stupid.
№ 118248   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:23
I know, Lee, intellegent. Bitch, go pour yourself something to drink.
№ 26802   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:15
Dude, if you can eat your food in a time when all lose it, you're very cool.
№ 20385   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:16
- Do not ask the wise man Carl, ask the fool.
- I thought it did.
Well, if you go to the person, I stop talking.
№ 6886   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:09