Game: The Witcher II: Assassins of Kings (the Witcher II: assassins of kings)
I just returned, you see. I thought a hot ham and cold beer were waiting for me, but here - ass!
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MegaMozg 31-03-2024 / 20:12
A boar hung with gold remains a boar.
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MegaMozg 15-04-2021 / 22:48
No time to explain.
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MegaMozg 28-02-2021 / 12:00
- The mother coming to her son and says, "Soltys you came, and with it recruiters". Meanwhile, he slaughters the pigs. So, he takes, mean, pig eyes and shoves the afedron...
Where?
- In guznov themselves, they say, puts pig eyes. Recruiters come, and mother to him: "Son, now here to take you to war." So he takes off his pants, turns his back on them... Bends down and says, "I can see".
- Don't take him?
- No.
Quote Explanation: in the camp "Blue lines"
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:12
Odrin very good man! Without him the alcohol, no women to fuck.
Quote Explanation: — drunk kaedvenskoe soldiers
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:11
King, tell this Jackal to shut the mouth, otherwise, I'll put his cock to his ass and twirl so that he sings, and instead of midday come morning.
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:10
All the legends are beautiful. Especially elves. In reality, usually it's much worse.
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:09
- Why do you drink?
- Vodka is good. Head hurts. The mind is not painful.
Quote Explanation: From a conversation with a Troll
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:08
Virgin's on the verge of extinction.
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:07
A king or a tramp - no difference. One Dh'oine less.
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:06
Truly, nothing is more disgusting than these monsters, nature opposite, called witchers, for the essence they are the fruit of repulsive magic and diavoletta. It is the bastards with no dignity, conscience and honor, the true fiends of hell, only to ubiennym fit. So no, kako Onet, space between people honoured. And kaer Morhen, where these should Beschastnykh nest, where vile their deeds wrought, must be erased from the womb of the earth, and trail it with salt and saltpetre sprinkled.
Quote Explanation: Anonymous. "Monstrum, or the Witcher descriptions"
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:04
In guznov laws, it will be necessary - will vary!
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:02
Women swords, bards getting into politics... What times...
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MegaMozg 10-09-2018 / 12:04
People will never learn feel the beauty as the elves.
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MegaMozg 10-09-2018 / 12:03
All the legends are beautiful. Especially elves. The reality is much worse.
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MegaMozg 10-09-2018 / 12:02