Cartoon: Dr. Katz (Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist)

My father from Smoking, dad smokes constantly. Refuses to go where you can't smoke. Even at the gates of heaven will be, he will say: "Sorry, Mr. Gaffigan in Paradise don't smoke", and dad is like: "Jim, tell your mom I'll be in purgatory."

I think Laura can marry whom he will. I'll tell you what - I hope that the man with whom Laura got engaged, dies. Today. I hope he dies today, that's all. But bless her, Lord, and I hope she's happy.

Sometimes you need to cross the line to know where she is.

I think most people believe in God just in case.

Can someone throw something out the window, it will fall on your head and you will suffocate to death. Then isn't it stupid you will feel that you didn't do what I wanted?

Yes.. But I increase my spirituality! Here's a Bible start to read. Cool writes.

I always wanted to meet a sensitive man. Well, you know, that cried when I hit him...

- What you consider normal behavior in 9 years?
- Well, helped to wash the dishes, cutting the lawn, smiled and did not say what you really think. They never saw the cat flying out the window, or I set fire to the garage, pictures of knives and so on.

- You have a computer, doctor?
- Is. I am totally dependent on him.
Really? I haven't gotten to it. I don't yet feel that I was sucked into the monitor. I have a friend who constantly annoys me. Well, I have a computer, I use it to write. And all this just to write. This guy always gets to me: "You have to use the Internet. Dude, you need to log on to the Internet, you have to log on to the Internet, you have to go to appeal in the future should log on to network". This man spends eight hours a day playing computer games with a guy from France. And always tells me "you Know what, the computer is a tool". No! It's a toy! You're the tool! He's using you to get to me. I finally say, "enough, Enough, I want to log on to the network, I want to go in global chat, I want to talk to people around the world." We went to his computer, turned on the monitor, I sit, ready to communicate, looking at the screen, wait until it finishes the transfer, and that: "You like dogs?".

- This morning, after Breakfast, I made a vow to myself when you left that I will no longer eat cereal.
- Well done! It's great.
Yes, Yes.
I'm proud of you.
- I refused them. I have 25 years and I can't get the rest of my life to sit in a squalid apartment and there's cereal.
- What are you eating?
What?
- What do you got? Sound appetizing.
- Flakes.
- O. what about your oath?
- Yeah fuck oath! Who cares?

I hope this is not a married couple. I hate it when they complain: "In our marriage there is no diversity, we have sex three times a month." If I could have sex three times a month and they still complain: "Passion, passion..." Hey you, discuss the film, which recently looked!

New York is a terrible city. Know what I saw? Saw a guy masturbating at an ATM. Yes... I too was horrified. And then I think - I have the same also happened when checking the balance on the account, and there are more than you expected. And I want a holiday! Just breathe a few times deeply, count to ten and move his happiness in another place.

But I hate when you eat somewhere in a restaurant, order something simple, uncomplicated, and it turns out that they serve is their own delusional way and not even warn. I was in this restaurant, ordered a hamburger. The waitress brings, and there's a huge pile of some green mass. I said, "Excuse me, what is this?", and she said, "it's... It's delicious, it's our signature lime-crab-Apple mayonnaise". Really?.. And you can't shake off, because it sounds disgusting?

- So you were going to get married?
- Well, Yes, sort of. You know, if I went with her to California...
- Would you have married her?
We would be quite likely, would become husband and wife... Here.
- And why didn't you go?
- Didn't want to admit that I don't know how to drive with a manual transmission.