Author of quotes: Hovhannes Dilanyan

Women have two functions: to be loved and to be happy. The basis of both functions is humility.

With a woman, my dear, with any woman you need to talk exclusively about her. Admire her hair, for example, compliment her, ask to talk about that tormented her in childhood and if she had a favorite parrot... But it is important to carefully listen to her. Without the distraction of the cell phone, without blinking, not even breathing!

Some reason the current President can not stand all. And the former could not stand. And future too. But I wish your family to become President. Where is it?

- Well, you have to operate!
- Cut? - I was horrified hamlet.
- Cut the main roads - as usual responded Dilanyan, and you need to operate.

- Do you have contact with homosexuals was?
Yes. Today. Your guard-PED***St wouldn't let me go to the clinic.