Author of quotes: Victor Komarov

For me, family life is an exciting quest where you need to figure out who the killer is ... Good mood. How to prevent this from happening in the future.

There are tales, which are so obvious that even if you never thought, you now then tell me about this story. About that "Turnip"? About mutual aid. We are stronger together than individually. Held a fraction of a second, you immediately responded. About what Kolobok? We must listen to elders, not to run away from home and take strange women on the face. <...> The only meaning there is in this tale and it only see married - the relationship between husband and wife has always been the same! There the order of the strokes is very important. Grandfather was beaten, not broken, the grandmother beat, not defeated. There's a missed moment there, where my grandfather was beaten, not defeated, and grandma was like, "Oh, give it here!"

When that baby comes, you will play a game called "Hunt tests". This is a wonderful team quest with his wife, he unites the reaction. Task - to collect a urine sample. What are you doing? Undress him below the waist, launching him across the room, you and your wife with open jars of pretend that he does not care. Just circled around him like a shark around the victim. From time to time make "pee-pee". And it scares me that it works! What is this spell that hits us in the head and causes a desire to urinate? We recently so the child's urine was collected, the wife did the "pee-pee", I twice went pee!

A slap is not a punch, it is a push in the direction of the correct decision. It is a pity that we give it only in childhood. In adult life it is inappropriate.

Nothing invigorates like the hair plucked from the nose. You pulled - all muscles are involved! People for some reason use drugs in front of the club. What for? You just pulled all flew on the dance floor, let's go! All as quickly as possible! After half an hour cooled down, went out, pulled pow, in the second round! So, if you see a person is unconscious, do not rush to call the ambulance. At first, pulled hair from his nose. I assure you: he will stand vertically.

Ladies, thank you so much, what are you doing hair removal! Thank you! If I were a woman, I would be the most hairy woman on the planet. I now when I see a girl with a mustache, I don't blame her. Everyone has a different pain threshold. And you're still doing intimate waxing! You are definitely drunk at this point! Sure! You're naked, drunk, at you in hands an empty bottle of Jack Daniel's, everything is smeared and you're like, "Come on!!" "Come on!!!" Here is the patch, the patch is wound end to the door handle and you're waiting when someone will go.

Female virginity is much more valuable than men. The female is the flower that should be protected. Man it's a weed. Quickly we break, please. And I recently learned that there are girls who sell their virginity. And it's very strange. Of course, they hide behind the fact that the money they spend on education. Apparently, to close the gap of knowledge, need to open some other. But it's weird to buy a virginity! Why buy a maximum of unprofessional service? Would you go to a restaurant where the chef prepares the first time? Where he brings you meat, you say, "Why blood?" He answered: "Blood!?" and loses consciousness.

The female body is much more valuable than men. In whatever state it may be. Look at even sculpture. Venus de Milo - no hands! And still a work of art. But even, get this, if a girl in man's shirt and bare legs, she looks attractive. If a man in a shirt and with bare feet - the brother, quickly put on pants, I beg you!

Watch positive movies, because life is a terrible thing. And terrible it is because you have only one chance not to fuck it up. And not all are successful.

Thank God, now playgrounds are just awesome! First, they are safe. Now if a child is hit by the swing, nothing. Max - he was frightened. In my childhood, if a child beater swings - everything. You could go make a new baby. Because the swing weigh a ton, they had some solid, they were the seams of the weld in three fingers. They were made like a blacksmith of some kind. They had such weight, that with the slightest vibration you heard was "phew". A separate issue for the hang, because they weighed at this height... Under every swing was a hole. The children swayed and scraped himself a grave with his knees.

- Do you think stand-up art?
Yes.
Why?
- ... I think anything that requires feedback from other people can be called art. To build a house is also an art. Where the result of your work depends on the evaluation of other people's art. There is a direct analogy: to understand, you have a good stand-up or not, we need feedback from other people.