Author of quotes: Alexander Gorbunov (Stalingrad)

Comes as Putin in the Duma, and Putin tells him: don't want Putin to stay Putin on a lot of dates? and Putin replies: thank you, Mr Putin, I was tired of Putin, but you, Putin, Putin, asking me to stay, I definitely, Putin will be Putin.

The head of the Ministry of economic development Maxim Oreshkin: "Russia is ready to implement projects that improve the quality of life in Africa". All projects improve the quality of life in Russia is implemented, can other countries help, and the Russian regions from a surplus of happiness is already extinct.

The analyst Fedor Krasheninnikov cited for insulting the government, for the post about the judges. How can you insult the Russian judges who daily fact of its work offend the faith in the law, justice and all light and good, absolutely incomprehensible.

Fees "the Joker" made $ 850 million. But the culture Minister said that the film "Joker" he didn't like and it would the money was not allocated. Well, this is understandable. Medina no longer taste the film "inglorious assholes", which allocated 56 million which was viewed by 230 spectators.

In our country, Halloween can be celebrated every day, because vampires, ghouls and all sorts of frights swamp pleases us with their laws daily.

Elon Max introduced its reusable vehicle, designed for one person. That is simultaneously in space can go a hundred people, and the head of the Roscosmos, Dmitry Rogozin, commented on the presentation Space Ship and said that he was "not impressed". They say, uninteresting. Literally: "I Watched the presentation, not impressive." Well, of course, not impressed! Because the generally Elon Max can impress Mr Rogozin? Has developed some kind of multi-functional rocket... Brat puppy! Now, if Elon Max could for each run to take the state huge billions, and launches it does not make, that Mr. Rogozin would, of course, praised. And if he still took the money for the construction of the cosmodrome and, of course, did not build, then it would be Mr. Rogozin said, "Now, Elon good! It is necessary to take an example!"

Formally to recognize a person guilty in our country can only court. And we, when there is a trial, all you've probably seen these crazy cells. That is not yet proven that the person has done something bad, for which he must be punished, and he is already behind bars. And here the question was raised before the government. He was asked: "isn't it time for us to undo the wildest of these rods? Why make them human, yet there is no certainty that he did something bad?" You know how in American movies the court. The accused just sits on a bench and there is no danger that someone will bite. And in extraordinary cases it's just handcuffed. What do you think our government decided? It decided that after all the cells in the court room will remain. But breaks will be! We are told that now we have a thaw. These cells will now allow lawyers. I think it's a good idea, but she always not realized up to the end. Actually, it is very symbolic that in the cage was allowed to let lawyers, but there also should be allowed to enter and family members, other relatives, friends, friends of friends, friends, ex-work, classmates, fellow students. And thus in the cell to slowly shove the entire country. And there it is, accordingly, leave it at that. Probably, sooner or later we all will come.

In our country there is an article about the insult of the authorities, although no power, as we see, does not offend, but the articles on insulting the people we have. And this power, by the way, uses. But I don't think that the government is somehow trying to insult people, and they really have us so believe. And even two hundred, three hundred thousand years when we will be open all secret documents, we will see that they have actually been written, for example, "people of the Russian Federation" and "bicina the Russian Federation".