Author of quotes: Maria Voronova

... you turned into a pathetic chip and now are committed to trying to attach the chip to some man. Come to your senses!

Wherever I ran, the walls of their prisons I'll take with me.

Hope is like a gum from the pants: the more you stretch, the more she hits you in the ass.

... you know, if you can't save the patient, save the doctor.

In short, man should point at the target like a ballistic missile. Just to make it clear that it cannot be otherwise and earn the wife's manicure for him as naturally as breathing.

Figuratively speaking, if surgery is prose, purulent surgery-poetry.

That's life, cheating here in the order of things, and you just stayed in a fairy tale...

- ... The severity of the patient's condition is determined by the damage of the stomach from the brain he's all right.
- I would not say that a man, driving across the city a hundred thirty kilometers per hour, with a brain all right.

Women... they always Have love and other feelings more important reason! In this and the higher their wisdom, and Supreme idiocy - depending on how reliable a man gets in their way.

Very convenient to have at hand an enthusiastic idiot with the great zombie Love brains, which will faithfully look in your mouth and fulfill every whim!

It is, alas, not enough decent to keep from sin, but is too decent to take advantage of that.

A woman can be respected only if she is married, or completely alone is believed neighbor.
In all other cases, the woman is a despicable creature.

Any problem can be solved, only to solve, we must first create...

Grief is not bent it didn't break, but seemed to have dried up...