Author of quotes: Maureen Lipman



I believe the turtle is a Jewish pet. She knows her place. On the lawn. She doesn't bark. He does not vomit dralon.
Maureen Lipman
place Pets it
№ 431563   Added MegaMozg 02-11-2021 / 02:06
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Have you ever met a mother who complained that her child called her too often? Me neither.
Maureen Lipman
children mother no phone call
№ 431562   Added MegaMozg 02-11-2021 / 02:03
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Nymphomaniac - a woman who in the evening wants to make love despite the fact that the morning had it done.
Maureen Lipman
women nymphomania
№ 68131   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:21
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