Author of quotes: Glory Se. Page 1

Tom Larsen was not offended. He understood what it was like to be a woman. It is difficult to maintain balance if the body is controlled hormones at the same time, amusement, suspicion, love buzz, morality, and contradictory commandments magazines "Glamoyr" and "Voqueа".

In the ranking of the unnecessary devices at home exercise equipment on a solid first place. Without them the rating would have no meaning. Pump for ball, the milk separator and an electric waffle iron are hopelessly behind. The waffle iron is indispensable for splitting nuts, for example.

If the dance is well choreographed, soul stripper you can see without surgical dissection and psychological tests. In search of a soul, not for anything else, of a man and visited strip clubs.

Once in the poetic club "free verse" came the stripper. She was a little men at bus stops, in buses, or even where such nest. She came to take the soul of the club head O. Petrova. Came in a civil, i.e. in the pants. But those pants, they did not hide the poetic talent! The girl read bad poetry. About tired of the lies, the understated value of being alone. The poet has criticized the new girl. Rhyme man - beast, you see, not really. Actually, of course, it is envy. Before leaving, she knocked the heels that the head of O. Petrov ran to comfort her and never returned.

The doctor told me to relax and think about pleasant. And recording surf. And he put both hands in my mouth. His nurse, meanwhile, showed me the meter needle. The size of the needle, it seemed, could calm me down. Then the doctor pulled me out of the chair into the ceiling, grasping for a single tooth. And asked why I'm so tense. Since then, the sound of the surf, I hear the crunch of bones of the skull. A proposal to relax causes panic.

Paris was the capital of carnival frivolity and rashness. People live there not supposed to, unless he's a Princess.

Formed moral compass Larissa - love, food, beauty, and carelessness. That is, France. Is there any woman becomes a Princess. Thirty percent when crossing the border, the rest is growing every croissant.

They talk about the French always, and in between think about it.

Imagination is our last freedom.

What follows from all this, I do not understand. In the women's stories interesting is not the plot, but how enthusiastic the narrator drops the utensils, spills coffee and forgets to explain who is Emilio.

Now, man loves only himself. Love "more than I" do not exist. All great passions grow out of selfishness.

To reset one cake, you need to walk for three days. And the mass is reduced through wear foot mostly.

Money scary thin the brain.

The behavior of women is controlled by the random number generator. On her "likes - dislikes" influenced by non-scientific zodiac and Daisy petals.