Author of quotes: Yanina Pohorska
If boys knew about girls what their mothers know, the world would be full of bachelors.
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MegaMozg 19-07-2023 / 11:51
There are such serious questionnaires that it is impossible to deduct more than three or four years from them.
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Viker 26-05-2022 / 12:02
Sunglasses protect from the sun, but not from men.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2022 / 01:09
Maturity: the age when we are still young, but with much more difficulty.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2022 / 01:03
Death: total eclipse of the sun and earth.
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MegaMozg 13-12-2021 / 20:48
Elegant female, intending to visit, leave grief at home.
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 16:06
Look at the portraits of all the great philosophers and try to deny that thinking ages!
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 16:05
Either / or! A girl can't be both ant and strekozka!
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 16:04
Not worried mother, I know young girls, and how they know it.
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 16:03
Wives who keep the house in good order, is a wife that are more like home than her husband.
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 16:02
The Museum of my last legs.
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MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:45
The cold and love has no cure. They are.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:14
The biggest influence on humanity has provided a book that almost nobody read.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:14
Kiss - as a tram ticket: you need to take care of this formality to the man received the right passenger.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:14
Modest girl lays legs. Modest girl spreads her legs when she sits. Modest girl does not show his feet. Truly modest girl has no feet.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 21:14