Author of quotes: Vladimir Natanovich Vinokur

Hello, I brought you notes. We don’t have much time, get up, why are you sitting, and I’m standing ... This is with your height, sit, you understand. So, this is a fat spot, I tell you right away we don’t play. The fish was boiled. Well, it's basically my own business. We don't play here, there's no need to draw.

We play here, we don’t play here, we used to wrap fish here.

The woman must always stay a woman in all its manifestations. It should not forget about sexuality, motherhood, and cooking. It in fact is.

Creative differences - they have to be, because if not, then we cease to be creative.

You need to go, and no one needs to know what's on your mind. The viewer is supposed to laugh.

The most important thing is to be able to laugh at yourself. And not be afraid of ridicule from.

I do impressions of famous, popular, and they are almost all people smart.

I buffoon and the title, I think, better than the national title.

After sixty the life is not eternal and seems to want to remember everything that happened.

The viewer, on the one hand, hospitable, and very cruel.

We are too lazy to notice something, all that is ridiculous, - of life.

When a man is gloomy, it is no good can not do.

The secret of a strong family relationship - see each other less.

Even if there is no smile on the face, inside it needs to be.