Author of quotes: Sophie Kinsella. Page 3

I was starting to get used to a low-carbon diet, every day Breakfast boiled egg, slice of bacon or an egg white omelette.
And on the way to work pick up bread to the stomach is not screaming from hunger.

Yes, if I were an elite asshole, I'd be delighted with wet wall.

Honey, when everything in life goes awry, raise the chin, sweet smile, mix yourself a cocktail and go out and have fun.

- I'm afraid of the dark.
- W-what?
- Afraid of the dark. repeats, Jack, - Got under the bed with a baseball bat. Just in case.

In the morning I Wake up with a nasty feeling deaf wrench. And feel exactly like a five year old girl, not wanting to go to school. Or rather five-year-old girl with a brutal hangover.

And what am I left with? No increase, no boyfriend. Only op swollen eyes and everyone thinks I'm crazy.

I'd like to offer him a drink. Cling to him and ask: "don't go."

The whole point of conversation with strangers is that they dissolve in the air and never return.

With me all the time that happens, go somewhere else, and it seems that on my return I will wait for letters, postcards, parcels and great news. But every time I disappointed. You know, I think, it's time for someone to organize the service of "mail on holiday". For a certain amount send you wonderful letters, and then home pleasant to come back.

I don't understand... You two seemed so... happy!
Happy we were until then, not yet unpacked all the wedding gifts... But then... it's like She looked around and realized... that this was her life. And what she saw, she didn't like. Including me, I suppose.

Open the box, look at yourself in the mirror - mother dear, never seen a Scarecrow. Crimson nose, red eyes, eyeliner around the eyes was smeared, and now I look like a Panda, and the turquoise shade "Shine 24 hours" mysteriously flowed on her cheeks.
Quickly find a cleansing cloth and wash all this mess, and when the face becomes clean and pink, sad look at myself in the mirror. The inner voice tells you that re-paint is not necessary. And anyway, why do I need makeup? What's the use of it, if my marriage broke up?

It seems that the break with her husband has one advantage: is no longer any need to meet with the mother-in-law.

We met an hour ago, but I already know I'll love you forever...

You know, I was always hoping that he will come round... I Thought it will last for a month. Well, two. Then he was on his knees crawling back, and I will expose him and he'll come again and we will poskandalil... But no. He's not coming back.