Character: Jack Jack

I suddenly realized: yeah, I love the Waist. And not because she's "hot girl", not because she is kind and thoughtful. I love her because in her presence and I, and the whole world around me becomes better.

We have cars, airplanes, movies, computers. Our time is much better for you.
- But we have to Evrazii, there is something you lost long ago. It is love and respect for others.

- Gwendolen! How awful for a man suddenly to learn that all his life he was telling the truth, the real truth. You forgive me this sin?
I forgive you. Because you will change.

- Cecily and Gwendolen will certainly make friends. Vouch anything that half an hour after the meeting they will call each other sisters.
- Women only do that after you call each other completely different names.

- Who is she?
She is my bride.
- So you're not gay?!

You hide behind great ideals, and themselves kill the people that don't know shit.

Hey, tough guy! Well, what do you say?
- Well you look... I mean look...
- Jack, we're friends, like you, don't be shy... we're not brother and sister..
No, definitely not...

On the way, Sam suddenly stopped the other and said,
- What would you do if this beast killed me?
- Fought.
But he would have killed you too, it's clear as day!
- So what? Why should I live if my life bought your death? - shrugged Jack.

- You milked a cat?
- Actually can be milked by anyone who has nipples.
- I have nipples, can I milk?

Love is just a four-letter word.

Life a hundred times may change, but we'll always have the opportunity to mess it up.

- I love you.
- Damn, you beat me to it again.

- He needs to sleep as it should. Someone will take care of it.
- Who? Mother Teresa? She is retired. Leaves us.

What if people felt incredibly miserable, decided a little to alone, Packed the bags and then disappeared into thin air for real? No one will look for him just because he expressed dissatisfaction with his life? But we all from time to time, complain about life, isn't it?
Sandy was silent.
- Am I wrong? Here you are, don't you wish you found?
- Jack, I'll tell you one thing. The only thing that leads to despair more than the inability to find someone is when I can't find you. I would love to me someone found. More than anything, would like, - she said firmly.