Author of quotes: Elena Star. Page 3



- Dey, you don't drink! - came very close to a blatant voice of Yurao. Definitely don't drink. I'll tell you more, day, himself drinking more will not, because you would not believe - until the gnomes got drunk!
Didn't believe and strangled voice asked:
- It's like?
Is? - Yur chuckled. - Dancing-dancing with you, and you op - and became a dwarf, and that beard, I tell you.
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- Uncle, which only looks like a drow, and in fact, dwarf even the respected folder, and if I throw a coin, the Abyss in response throws at me gold?
Now quietly in the temple was long.
Everyone thought. So all dwarves greedy on Abyss while Abyss was silent - who knows, wary or indifferent. And Yurao thought that would answer the child, and all too.
I doubt it, in the end, he gave - because there are suspicions that the Abyss is also a little dwarf...
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- Yur, you're not drow.
- No? - was astonished officer Nites, flashing Golden eyes. - Who?
- You're a leprechaun, legal, hereditary!
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And Harder slightly leaning, roared:
- I was attacked! his roar was extinguished some of the torches. - Defenseless me, confident in the fact that the Palace is adequately protected!
Vampires once looked at me... Yes, I also thought that they could not attack on the winged demon, even "unarmed" and self-security. But the demon decided to prove to everyone that still attacked.
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- Began.
- Worse than a drunk Allahar only Allahar sober - confirmed hanging in the air, the vampire.
- And what, can we go now? Really?
An unforgettable range of emotions reflected on the face of the Director of the School of the Art of Death, and with a groan he asked cruise:
- What did I do?
- OOO! - Harder, apparently it was already too sober. - In addition to being driven counter to the tavern and forced to drink with you all night? Don't know, you met me on the road, I'm the gargoyles helped to drive.
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That happens when you fall asleep thinking about him and Wake up with the same thoughts. I understood that I fell in love completely. No, I knew before, but to get in the pool with his head and at the same time soar with happiness, it is started just now.
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- How was your day?
- Came in this morning. Saw that ring again on your arm... I Went all day and smiled.
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- Well, - murmured thoughtfully, - uncle, you have gnome, and it is clear where your "sound financial policy", but this?..
Is? Of yurao chuckled. - On my father's side we have the vampires, and my mother's great-grandmother in General, a dark witch.
Wow, and look like a decent drow.
Quote Explanation: After inspection of the Cabinet of Yurao
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'No,' I groaned, wishing exclusively the dishes.
- And to them life wasn't bad enough, stated the master, sending the dirty dishes from the academic dining room on the already known route.
Boo... Bing... Bang!
Then full of rage:
- Listen, you APE, I'll find you, understand, Yes? I find you, I swear to the abyss, and you're back in the womb to climb, you hear? APE, you're screwed, got it, right? I love you...
Lord Tierney closed the portal, and then thoughtfully asked:
- Who is "APE"?
And if I laugh to somehow keep trying, then after...
- Hmm, with a smile looking at me, said the master, - for the sake of laughter I am ready to sacrifice Goblin Kingdom a couple of sets
- "AP" - it's the Academy of Curses, Cutlery monogram was!
"Well," raising his glass, said Lord Thiers, - feast of life "Ages" the Dark Empire, but not hurt your teeth and fin them... in General, sorry innocent ubie abilities...
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Master of Thiers was, as usual, half-naked. And now the female half of the Academy shamelessly staring at Lord-Director, blatantly ignoring the meaning of the spoken words. And the reason I joined the male half, which when you look at the master was cold and jealous. And it is unclear what more, though, probably, the guys still had more jealous, but I'm cold.
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Is you Face Still the same? It is you for two weeks chased a maniac, while he himself surrendered not surrendered to the police, just to get rid of you? Did you write an article, after which three million couples have canceled the wedding? It's you... you brought issues Patrick Aveda, the hero of the series "Love it to death and after it", he turned in a drug treatment clinic? It's you...
A dreamy smile appeared as a result of the enumeration of my most outstanding achievements were complemented perfectly happy recognition:
- J.
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- Dear child, are you so interested in our conversation?
What? "Dear child"? I? Hereditary black witch? I nervously eyelid twitched.
- Sorry, I'm not just saying that. - sincerely troubled face.
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Why don't you start eating?
Chuckling, the Duke replied very honestly:
- Well founded fear of choking.
- It is so tasty? - frankly surprised.
- You are so funny, retorted Lord greyd, that there is a danger of choking from laughter.
- Yes, I'm armed and dangerous, agreed, waving his knife.
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May I ask what caused your instinctive horror?
With a shrug, I adjusted the pleats on the skirt and admiring the tips of purple shoes, cute said:
- Incompatibility of the status of your wife, in fact, with life.
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