Character: Clark Kent Superman Clark Kent Superman
Funny, we have good intentions, but things still go wrong.
7 Season 11 Series
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:06
Challenges only help us to become who we are. All the people I lost, what I learned, without them I would not be me.
10 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:35
- Do you believe in fate, Lois?
- Only the one you are making with your hands.
9 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 22:36
- You don't know Ollie like I do. It is a part that has not been seen.
- It goes...
- I mean part of the personality.
7 Season 11 Series
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 21:19
The question is, how did you get here?
- Feminine charm.
Ha.
- Yes, I have it.
8 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 12:27
- Lana is the past, and I am your future.
But we are in the present.
6 Season 13 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 11:43
Well, we are as different as milk and smoked halibut.
- I'm the halibut.
- That's for sure.
6 Season 13 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 11:42
Anyone can be a father but only special becoming a dad.
5 Season 18 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:12
- Worn panties, birthday boy. Blue helicopter's already here.
- Lois, I think we usually say "knock-knock", not "worn panties".
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:02
- Clark, tomorrow we may all die!
- Lois, I died when you left.
9 Season
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:00
To love another is difficult, but hate is easy.
7 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 22:35
Sometimes I think you don't know me. And sometimes, they know better than anyone.
5 Season 21 Series
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 22:35
If you don't understand that, then you don't know me so well.
6 Season 16 Series
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 22:35
- Have you anything to fear?
- More like fear. Just take a brave look.
2 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:35
- Listen, don't want to nitpick or anything...
But in the living room for several weeks not vacuumed!
- Hey, Sodoman! I've been busy: changed the orbit of the planet or a type like that...
But... but... but you pulled "vacuumed" out of Cup duties!
Hey! And who will save the Earth from a giant meteor while Superman's vacuuming? You?! Hell, I doubt!
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:40