Character: Piper Chapman

In my defense I want to note that technically, you did not go for a screwdriver, you were put in solitary confinement because of your statements Caputo.
- Honey, we in a tight space and I bench 140 pounds. Sure you wanna handle this shit technically?

- Ugh, I hate rats!
- My brother had one when we were kids. It was kind of cute. He named it Antonio.
- I saw one chewed up a baby's face. I called it "fucking recognizeda a rat."

Black heard about the chicken and this is how it turned out.
Why? Because all black people love chicken?
- Don't be a racist! Because they are grainsize. And someone all combed, what's inside chicken heroin. <...> The Spanish or the blacks have her. Those Spanish probably had not only cut her throat and drink her blood. Well, or something else superstitious... All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens. And to absorb its power... And make chicken Kiev. Well, okay.

... I know that before this place I was someone. And I had the life that I choose. Now the main thing is to get through the day, not crying. And I'm afraid I'm still terrified. I'm afraid that's stopped trying to be myself, and I'm afraid that just the same was. Other people in prison is not the worst, Dean. Scared to be alone with who you are. Because in these walls nowhere to run, even if you could run...

Jesus, Larry, when I get out, will probably be three new generations of iPhones.

- Who are you?
My name is Alex.
And what do you do, not counting the jokes on strangers in a bar?
- Work for an international drug cartel.

- There's always some chance, right?
- Hope is a dangerous thing.