Character: Ford

Oh, these nicknames, nicknames! That before them the names of the devils and unclean spirits! Satanail, Beelzebub, Lucifer, the Barbazon - it all sounds nice. But "stag", "cuckold"... Yeah the devil so do not call!

What agony to have unfaithful wife! It will defile your bed, shook the money out of your coffers, dishonor your good name...

People say: Kati coin before him and will be glad you any.

Some men are too gullible. I would have for my head is not charged.

- I bet tomorrow I will set the record.
- Speed run from the battlefield with shit in his pants.

Life, he said, is the grapefruit.
- Uh, like this?
Well, outside orange-yellow and bumps, and the inside wet and slippery. Inside also has a bone. Yes, there are people who eat half for Breakfast

I know nothing, hear nothing, see nothing... this is not my planet, I'm not asked!

Love runs away from those chasing her, and those who runs away, rushes to the neck.
Love like a shadow flies when substance love pursues; Pursuing that that flies, and flying what pursues.