Character: Volga Redna

Remember to unselfishly do good deeds bad for your health!

In this world, even the saints can not be trusted.

You have to think what to do next, and not to give up after the first failure!

I can't stand "friends", "well-meaning" stuck in the wrong relationship. Friends for it and friends to do without advisers.

By the tenth course begin to understand that absolute knowledge does not happen, because of the relative lower triples is not set, but the missing is always possible to come up with.

The complete idiocy of the situation was aggravated by our common conviction that the way it should be...

With twelve years I dreamed of a beautiful, strong, noble knight, are able to put my bullies in a neat pile. For fifteen years I more or less adept in defense magic, and the need for a protector anymore. Why you need a man, if you can rebuff?
Absolutely nothing. Never imagined that it feels so good to stand behind the man who fights for you. Stand and giggle, confident in his victory.

I'm a fool, and you're a fool, do to Pragmatic.

Well, since I am destined to die from the teeth of a vampire, though, at least it will be a cute vampire.

- Aunt, what are you doing?
- Yes here, a stone to admire
Strangely, in a way you admire them, just like my grandmother dead rat. She's afraid of them - the horror! Always calling me to thrown and give a carrot or an Apple. But I do not throw out, and with your friends on anything changing. They, too, grandmother is fearful!

- Eat it.
But Volga, it's against my principles! And then, I don't like it. From his PERC-with-STU reeks of fried onions.
- So what? I love fried onions.
- Here you have it and eat it!
Thanks, I already had Breakfast.

- Forgive me...
- On your knees!
To my horror, he flopped on the floor so zealously, as if I was going to dedicate it to the knights.
- Hey, what?! Get up now, I was just joking!
- I also.

Brides around the world have agreed to be in mortal combat for the possession of such fiancé, and the winner would die on the spot from happiness! If, of course, a week ago, not worn over them confiscated from another witch with a wooden stake all over the House Meetings, yelling: "Now you know who I am, how "secret" to lie volmensky the ambassadors that I have a master of necromancy!". I wondered what they all night so strange look at me funny?!

- Where did you see the husband who lets his wife travel around the paths in the company of unfamiliar vampires?!
- Well, meanwhile, allows - reasonably said friend.
- That's it for now! And then I'll cover with a lid and, satisfied, sits on top!
Can we settle next? - squinted slyly herbalist. Volga, in marriage there is a bright side! Imagine how you'd look in a wedding dress...
- Burial shroud!
- A festive feast?
- Funeral!!
- Uh-uh... wedding night?
- Solemn introduction of the coffin into the vault and commissioning!