Character: Dan Humphrey Dan Humphrey

Coffee in Brooklyn two times cheaper and tastier!
- Don't you know? If you want the world to think you're doing something, do it on Madison Avenue. And cappuccino for $ 8 the price you pay.

- What do you want most?
- To be happy. But seems most don't know how.

- I haven't even talked to Chuck!
- It is not necessary. You two have some strange force field effect on each other. Physicists should study it.

It's definitely love. Yes, love, passion, and gratitude.
Yeah, it's orgasm.

Who flees from fear, he falls into the abyss.

And if you someone wants to talk, or keep silent, I'm your man.

- Where are you taking my daughter?
I do not know. I thought to walk through the underground of new York. Visit my friends the mole people. They are wonderful, just eat some waste... Sorry, I don't know why I said that. I sometimes get nervous, well, wouldn't shut up for a minute. The mother said no word, which I don't like. You know who else I like? Your daughter.

- .. and why rich people are so fond of tiny portions?
- Because they are rich - save on food.

Do you want to go with a guy you don't know?
Worse those I know you can not be.

When you say "every time" means "more than a few times."

- I need your help.
Actually I'm busy...
- And I need you to be busy with something else!

Look, as much as I enjoyed what my real girlfriend talking to my ex-girlfriend about her fake boyfriend who is also my ex-boyfriend of this girl...

- Yes, this baby will grow up much smarter than the rest and will be the black sheep. And he is arrogant.
- Yes really. See this baby when she grows up, she will have great hair and a great smile, but problems with her father will prevent her to trust people.
And this baby's gonna do some things to hate her for it.

I don't want to risk its relations with Vanessa and her friendship with Nate as well, as you don't want to risk their relationship with Nate and her friendship with Vanessa. You and Vanessa actually friends?